Pretty much every Jets player is guilty of conduct detrimental to the team every Sunday.

Coach Gruden should start referring to his team as “the Washington football team” at his press conferences. That would go over well with the Synder front office.

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

Imagine giving your kid a kiss and getting lit up on social media.

Entirely correct, but (unfortunately) much longer than necessary:

The Jets Seem Like They’re About Done With Trumaine Johnson The Season

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

I agree that the person who should be most offended by all of this is Tommy John

Nah, like the Josh Gordons of the world.

+1000 times that this fact has been pointed out here in the Deadspin comments and still they forget.

Yeah there is. Go Pats!

Pats winning percentage against rest-of-league is BETTER than within their division, FYI

Schrodinger’s quarterback

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“But he’s done nothing in his young career but show he’s worth building an offense around”

There’s no way Trump's favorite president isn't Trump

They are the culinary Algonquin Round Tables of our modern American hegemony.

“The Kansas City Royals drafted Dan Marino and John Elway.