The question is which of the two will suck worse at sucking and screw up their own tank. Their head to head games should be mutually agreed upon two-hand touch. 

I think Stasiak was literally the only ECW/WCW originating guy other than RVD who actually benefited from the Invasion angle. His act was way ahead of its time. 

My “favorite” part of the Invasion angle vis-a-vis Shane was when Vince removed himself and inserted the Big Show in the 5 on 5 Winner-take-All match and Shane (who was supposed to be the fucking cowardly heel) was like “fuck that, I’m staying in the match!” So it was 9 wrestlers in their prime and Shane...and we’re…

As someone who started watching in the tail end of the Attitude Era and stopped very soon thereafter*, he wasn’t even worth a spot on the card *then*. Unlike with his father (whose babyface-beats-the-crap-out-of-me matches at least seemed realistic and cathartic) the WWE seemed determined to present him as capable of…

Anyone know how common this is (particularly in high-profile cases)? 

Too many of my fellow Patriots fans are standing by Antonio. This is difficult to stomach. (Also, you know, it’s hard to think about a woman being assaulted).

I just checked in legitimate fear of that scenario and...no, we don’t play the Raiders. Unless *laughs* the Raiders *chortles* make *spitakes on laptop and wipes it off* the playoffs *goes to change pants*.

A strawman *argument* (as it was called) is an argument (actually a fallacy) in which one claims someone said/argued something specific when they did nothing of the sort. The argument in question (that the Patriots benefit unjustly from being in the AFC East) is wrong because the Pats kill everybody, but not a…

It truly is epic schaudenfreude. And we haven’t even beaten them yet. 

I’m sorry...I actually enjoyed that in a “maybe I can learn to love AB” way.

And yes...Pats fan. 

Stop it. Right now. 

As a Pats fan, I will find this signing problematic for the next two seconds.

“Should I make up a source” (a critical thinking experiment):

Pro: 1. Make Colin Kaepernick look unrealistic about salary expectations.
2. People might have a laugh at his expense (assuming they ever read the piece, which few people actually will).
3. I might not get caught, because I doubt his agent would be worried…

The Associated Press’ ‘national pro football writer and the author of 67 books’ says “The person spoke on condition of anonymity Thursday because neither side has publicly acknowledged such talks”...I am deeply skeptical that, as you are heavily implying, someone with that professional biography would make up such an…

The fact that you can’t grasp that you’ve just rather directly admitted that Kaep would want to be paid more than a well-compensated backup-and therefore more than any hypothetical NFL team would be inclined to pay him sans politics (reminder, I support Kaep completely; I just don’t think he’s a great choice to start i…

You’re now arguing that we have no way of knowing whether Kaep would’ve wanted more money than your typical backup. Take a look at Brian Hoyer’s contract (which is quite decent for a backup) and then take a look at this.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/02/15/report-colin-kaepernick-wanted-million-play-aaf/

I’m on your side of this argument here but...Eli? (The not infallible) PFF put him below Josh Allen and Sam Darnold’s unimpressive rookie seasons...he’s a waste of space. Really, Josh Allen was supposed to be this incredible reach of a draft pick and *he* topped Eli as a rookie. If I were the Giants I’d make sure the…

If you look at what I wrote (doubtful you will since you seem convinced that everyone who doesn’t think Kaep should necessarily have a job in the NFL *right now* is a Trump supporter) you’ll see that your “handful of starters” argument doesn’t hold water from my perspective. As I stated, Josh Allen is, realistically,…

I feel like the timing is evidence that Jerry woke up in a cold sweat (sorry for the visual) last night and realized the team might actually lose to the Giants in Dallas if he didn’t cave. And...poof. 

This line of argument didn’t serve anyone well when it was employed Pro-Tebow* and it doesn’t work well now. I personally think Kaep was blacklisted and should have an opportunity to play again in the NFL (BLM all the way), but I’m not sure listing three starting QBs who aren’t regarded as the team’s future at the…