I think the That’s The Joke GIF applies here. 

What *is* it with WYTS comments sections and intense dialogue RE gas station food? 

I would love to see Tree update this one after last year’s championship game. 

As a consumer of the sport who relies on TV to maintain consistent interest...nothing bothers me about the game at all, except *broadcasts dedicated to all the ways the game sucks more now.* It is literally the one thing I’m guaranteed to hear about (rather than play-by-play). I guess I’m saying I think baseball has a…

It’s not a question of whether it’s wrong. It’s a question of how a team can’t come up with a better mascot than “constituent of the state within which the team resides.” Houston Hellraisers. There; that took me five seconds. 

No Jersey Jobbers? What about the Rochester Ridiculously Outdated Foreign Heels? 

That would’ve been enough to get me to tune in. As it stands I wish they’d done enough research to know that our preferred local mythical beings are Trolls and Bigfoots. 

Cody Parkey are who we thought they were!

Fuck Alexander’s Ex. 

I’m not Googling Dundalk to find out if it’s real. I feel like this could be a Kinja plot to nail me with a virus. 

Isaac Yankem picked him off? 

Man, the year Ricky Williams won that Pro Bowl MVP*, there was one *hell* of a party on Miami Beach.

*See Alex’s Wikipedia season timeline. 

I should’ve added that the point of my question is that I imagine said boasting would be *really depressing* or at least bittersweet. 

Woefully off-topic but...is a Galvatron Guy like a Paul Heyman guy? 

I agree. I really have to stress that Kansas City drafted Tyreek’s replacement this offseason...I can’t understand not rooting for him to be traded if I’m a Chiefs fan (nothing wrong with wanting some picks back for him). 

The guy admitted to beating his kid when he was still in utero. We all know this. I think Sir Arthur is just arguing that the case for disciplining Hunt was stronger than that to discipline Hill from the league office’s perspective. I don’t know if I agree, but we can *all* agree that the league office’s approach is…

Masshole Moment: I sure hope Josh Gordon gets reinstated after this, reflecting the NFL’s desire for consistent and proportionate justice. It’s all about Happy Endings for the Patriots.

(Seriously, I mostly just hope Gordon can find contentment without substances, on or off of an NFL field)

Mecole Hardman was specifically drafted to replace Tyreek Hill; this seems like a good reason to cut bait with him as a Chiefs fan with a conscience. 

Just a damn genius twitter handle. 

He was just telling Carroll he should’ve run between the lines on *that* play. What’s the big deal?