Honest question: Do Bills fans really boast about the Jim Kelly era a la Bears fans about 1985? I am Massholeishly incapable of relating. 

This is genius and you should actively pursue it. You too...fifth...dentist. 

That proposal story (Tim’s) made me tear up a little bit. 

The best thing about this Jets preseason is listening to New York radio/podcasts discussing Gase’s various traits and likening them to quality coaches: He’s got the no-bullshit discipline of Bill Parcells, he’s loyal to his preferred guys like Andy Reid*, and of course he’s an offensive mastermind like McVay and/or…

The poor Jags are even a palpable disappointment within the daily progression of Why Your Team Sucks. Let’s see...Giants yesterday, Jets, Raiders....that’s some juicy suckitude...who’s next?

Oh. Jacksonville.

As someone who fucking refuses to give the McMahons $120 a year and is yet interested in intergender wrestling: How did the Brock cash-in play out (as it relates to Becky and how she looked)? From the descriptions I cobbled together on Twitter it makes it sound like mean animal Brock hurt her as a damsel in distress…

Sassing Tim McCarver definitely earns him extra points in my “I Miss Fire Joe Morgan” Heart. 

Classy. 

A quick plug for MJF. That guy is a heel heat-seeking *missile* of a promo.

Amen. It’s so sad that FJM met its maker before Tebow. 

As someone who cares far too much about his emotional well-being to watch Stephen A Smith on the reg (as my students say)...what is Deadspin’s desired emotional response, here? Serious question. I can’t laugh at this man without being reminded that he makes more in a year than I will in ten (meanwhile I make…

Delegation from Masshole here: (Clear throat)...If the Celtics are our worst sports franchise, we’ll be fine. But thank you, Deadspin. We know how much you care about our happiness. 

As a Masshole who likes listening to Jets podcasts as a manifestation of said Massholery, I remember the silver-lining statements in the wake of the Gase hire that the *only good news* was that Maccagnan’s future was now married to Gase’s. Oddly true, though not at all in the way said podcasts meant it...

Can’t really imagine Bell showing up for training camp anyway. This actually gives him a great opportunity to blame whatever suckitude he generates in New York on Gase. 

So is anyone in the Grizzlies’ organization clearly deserving of missing out on Zion? Because at the moment I really feel they were the only option that didn’t involve the disproval* of karma in this lottery.

*Disproval should be a word so I’m going with it. 

Post-Lottery: I am obliged to say “pissa” on behalf of New England.

I’d star this if it weren’t in the grays. 

Sorry guys. I know you wanted this one. 

I was speaking to the overall criticism of Rosen over time (dating back to before he was drafted). And yes, just as Jewish people (like myself) are capable of being racist (I like to think of myself as resisting that as much as possible, but I digress), black and other Non-Republican players are capable of being…

Seeing neither “Bidwell” nor “Kingsbury” anywhere in this writing is pretty fascinating to me, since you mention a grand total of one transaction from this offseason (“Rosen for Isabella”) without acknowledging that, quite obviously, the entire Murray/Rosen/Isabella situation was a product of the Sean-McVay-Pat-Mahomes…