I’m genuinely curious, what law could you possibly think is being violated by the site reporting on the existence of pirated games? Do you think the NYT is going to be shut down when they reveal the existence of a market for illegal drugs? Or, in a more direct analogy, the fact that there are cheap knockoffs of…

This doesn’t even seem close. The guy lied about someone threatening his life, put a citizen’s life at risk, and wasted a huge number police resources. I think he did it for racist reasons, but even if he would have done the exact same thing to a white paper carrier, there’s no way someone like this can be entrusted…

And gerrymandering and voter suppression have made it really unlikely that they’ll get punished at the polls....

“Contraception and sterilization are simply devices that enable women who do not wish to become pregnant—but who are unwilling to refrain from sexual intercourse—to engage in sexual intercourse while greatly reducing their risk of pregnancy.”

He’s decided that the path to victory runs through the shittiest, most hateful positions imaginable. He may not be wrong.

Wouldn’t Frankenstein’s monster’s penis just be a regular penis that Dr. Frankenstein had lifted off of some dude? I mean, I guess he could have gone searching for an especially large member, but that seems like a ton of work (not only do you need a relatively fresh penis, it also has to be big) and I could totally…

Sometimes bad things happen to bad people.

It’s 51 senators who made this decision. Joe Manchin is one of them, but so is the entire GOP delegation.

Maybe something was lost in translation?

“Fuck your feelings, mine are the only ones that matter”

A tragedy of cops.

The green is for the ectoplasm.

However, it hasn’t been an easy road to success for the project. After a petition to place the placards in the public square gained traction in 2018, the United Daughters of the Confederacy (yes, that still exists) had sued the city claiming they owned both the Confederate monument and the entire public square. The…

So ... if they come into contact do they annihilate each other in a massive burst of energy? Because, my friend, you may have just solved climate change (if there’s a way to contain the ghosts and zombies and to store the energy they release).

Remember, kids, pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Related to that, it’s always weird in Skyrim to be hunting through some tomb that’s been sealed for millennia, only to stumble across fresh food and (relatively) new books.

Christmas won the War on Thanksgiving a long time ago, and now it’s firing the first shots in the War on Halloween.

Looking in to what is happening in Candace Owens’s twitter feed and I can now confidently say that she doesn’t know shit about what she’s discussing.

You know who else has a Batman suit? Batman.

There’s been a person dying there every week since 1984, Cabot Cove has been wiped off the map.