Fortnite is just another LIBERAL GOVERNMENT PLOT to make all the FROGS “GAY”. IT”S SPELLED FORT”NIGHT” YOU IDIOTS!!!!
But the crux of the story, and the one he contests, is his suggestion that society return to “enforced monogamy” to prevent incels from murdering people:
The Supreme Court has interpreted the Second Amendment as being consistent with all sorts of gun control. So no, we don’t need to amend the Constitution to do something.
My administration is determined to do everything in our power to protect our students, secure our schools, and keep weapons out of the hands of those who pose a threat to themselves and to others.
Guys, the real reason is the rain and rivers. They’re constantly adding water to the oceans, no wonder the sea levels are rising! (no, I’m not being serious)
Shit, so much makes sense now! Donald is cutting foreign aid, because he thinks it’s the same thing as AIDS.
Okay, so maybe it’s not the rocks, but what’s the real reason for the rise in sea-levels? My guess is that it’s just raining more than it used to. Like in the story of the Flood!
As always, the GOP has staffed the House Science committee with the least scientifically capable members. Yes, uncertainties exist. No, those uncertainties don’t include whether the planet is warming (it is!) or whether human activity is the main driver of the recent incredible growth in global temperatures (we are!).