The Detroit school board had no problem with the name of the school before Dr. Carson became active in politics

Having 9 kids doesn’t mean that you fuck a lot, it means you don’t use birth control and you stay together for a long time. I’ve definitely had enough sex to have nine kids, I’ve just taken measures to prevent that.

Hot take here: If a train robbery doesn’t help these issues, you’re not doing it right.

“The measure of a person is how they get up when they are knocked down.”

Yeah, schools absolutely have the right to regulate student speech, and no one has the right to vandalize public property.

There are a number of communities around Boston dealing with similar issues. Malden, where I live, had some kids destroy a Holocaust memorial, and some little Muslim girl in Framingham got notes calling her a terrorist and threatening to kill her.

It’s so cute when Donald accuses other people of being angry....

Wow, that is disgusting behavior, and a total failure on the part of the university. Academia is so hierarchical, it’s not surprising that sexual harassment flourishes there.

I have crabs, but they’re covered by my plan.

More dust for the rest of us, amirite?

Anything which diverts money from their lobbying efforts is a good thing.

And yet somehow Devin Nunes held on to his seat.

Rudy Giuliani barely knows how to use a computer, but he’s an expert at the cyber.

Uh oh. The Super Mario Brothers canon holds that Mario’s bones are also mushrooms, and so they don’t hurt when he grows. I hope Ms. Theron is able to continue acting after learning this.

Yeah, and you also draft Aslan, because Narnians are basically Nigerians. Like, there are closets in Lagos that go to Narnia, and it’s got a lot of the same letters.

I’m a little surprised the Daily Caller didn’t cut that part.

did not comply the a 2017 subpoena request for his records relating to his involvement with the firm

We won EVERYTHING! Yay!

Well, you know that Anthony Weiner is from NY, and his ex-wife Huma Abedin (who is Muslim!!!!!) worked for her lesbian lover, KKKillary Clinton, so there you go.

Wait, I thought conservatives were in favor of letting controversial people speak on campuses?