Died in the cybertruck the other night because I couldn’t get out.

Yikes!  Now that’s a terrifying thought.  Very good thing no one was swimming below when his truck took a dive.

Maybe he just wanted to take his truck swimming with him? :o  But aye, sorry to hear that his happened.  It’s always sad to see covered bridges destroyed (albeit a somewhat recently reconstructed one).

Yep, he may be tiny but he takes jiu jitsu very seriously and is apparently quite good at it. Musk has a dad bod and some delusions. I’d love to see Zuc beat him senseless.

His mum did it for him. Seriously, I can’t even.

Well Zuck only stepped up to another chump’s challenge and that chump quickly backed down, so I don’t really see anything wrong with Zuck... for this one issue.

Musk bro sounds like he’s been playing too many video games and thinks he’s a real warrior now. I’d probably watch this fight just to laugh at this douche. 

Nah. He needs to divert attention from Tesla’s lackluster performance.

Not a fan of either but Zuc will STOMP Musk

Republicans just making shit up?  That tracks.

The fact that it’s currently the most popular post on the site would beg to differ.

When exactly did the government mandate the killing of small hatchbacks and sedans?

Nah, I’ll wait for the breakdown from Common Sense Sceptic, which is bound to be hilarious.

Yeah, that’s a picture from a PREVIOUS time a Tesla on Autopilot killed a motorcyclist, as noted in the caption of the image. 

The incEl Camino version of three on the tree. 

I’m a firm believer that if the bad guy fires at the Police first or tries or attempt to injure while fleeing, then the response should be to empty clips and keep reloading.

This is us as well. We’re actively pursuing an EV, and Tesla is a 100% no due to him being a douchebag edgelord.

This is another brilliant move by Elon, somehow!

So much to unwrap here but Elon pretending to be his 3-year old son on Twitter and asking “Do you like Japanese girls?” is very creepy and very, very sad. Either he thought that was funny (which it’s not, it’s really weird) or he, who has multiple older children, thought that this is how a 3-year old person actually th…

Elon Musk spent all of 2023 insulting his most important customer base, and promoting causes they find repugnant. Is this a surprise to anyone?