You can’t there from here, but the Massholes sure can here from there.

That’s something we might say.

Yeah, if she never competes again, she’s still a legend.

Codswallop! This is definitely a word I imagine people in Maine using with gusto.

Spread the good news.

Seriously, comparing someone whose policies you don’t like to David Duke is one of the things wrong with discourse today.

The worst thing about Halloween is that some stores start selling Halloween candy at the beginning of August (Halloween has won the war on Labor Day). The second worst thing is that my mother (correctly) writes it as Hallowe’en, and have to consciously suppress the urge to do the same.

I already did all the activism. I did so much more activism than she did.

If Peppa Pig and Adele are fighting, does that mean they have pork?

So if someone were ticketed for driving in the HOV lane and later learned that they had been pregnant at the time, could they challenge the ticket? Because as Texas legislators don’t seem to understand, not everyone knows they’re pregnant right away.

If my daughter got suspended for this the first thing I would do is throw her a suspension party. The second thing is help her turn this into an absolutely killer essay for her college applications.

How the fuck would a teacher decide that it was okay to cut a child’s hair?

That was my thought exactly, a lot of this sounds like what you might get if you asked red-pillers to write advice for women.

In 2016 and 2020 a dog turd did.

Alternately, he knows he’ll get his ass kicked by Trump in a primary and by anyone else in a general election, and saying he’s fighting CRT makes him feel like a big boy.

This is such a stupid way to define “favorite”. Most of these candies are probably a tiny volume of the searches by state, they’re just unusually high compared to other states. That’s not what “favorite” means by any stretch of the imagination.

Everyone is going to die, full stop. But the vaccine is not going to make that happen any sooner and might give you a lot more time.

Seriously, the filibuster is not the big issue here, it’s that they wouldn’t be able to pull together 50 votes.

Texans seem to be messing with Texas already....

the highest court in the land mustn’t veer into the “role of legislators and politicians, saying it’s not for judges to make policy or to base decisions on their personal feelings or religious beliefs,”