You can’t there from here, but the Massholes sure can here from there.

That’s something we might say.

Yeah, if she never competes again, she’s still a legend.

Codswallop! This is definitely a word I imagine people in Maine using with gusto.

Spread the good news.

Seriously, comparing someone whose policies you don’t like to David Duke is one of the things wrong with discourse today.

The worst thing about Halloween is that some stores start selling Halloween candy at the beginning of August (Halloween has won the war on Labor Day). The second worst thing is that my mother (correctly) writes it as Hallowe’en, and have to consciously suppress the urge to do the same.

It’s cute how they see themselves as heroes rather than gigantic piss babies. That photo on the capitol building is too precious.

I already did all the activism. I did so much more activism than she did.

Needs more abstinence-only education.

The kids was suspended for 10 days for a harmless prank? Dumb. Not as dumb as Erickson, but dumb.

I mean, it usually features photos of and messages from Trump. It’s defaced by its very nature.

If Peppa Pig and Adele are fighting, does that mean they have pork?

So if someone were ticketed for driving in the HOV lane and later learned that they had been pregnant at the time, could they challenge the ticket? Because as Texas legislators don’t seem to understand, not everyone knows they’re pregnant right away.

If my daughter got suspended for this the first thing I would do is throw her a suspension party. The second thing is help her turn this into an absolutely killer essay for her college applications.

How the fuck would a teacher decide that it was okay to cut a child’s hair?

Yeah, I’ve been looking for this feature and am glad they added it.

That was my thought exactly, a lot of this sounds like what you might get if you asked red-pillers to write advice for women.

In 2016 and 2020 a dog turd did.

Alternately, he knows he’ll get his ass kicked by Trump in a primary and by anyone else in a general election, and saying he’s fighting CRT makes him feel like a big boy.