Statue of Liberty is out, too pro-immigrant. Social distance makes motherhood and apple pie cry.

After all, I was a Rangers fan

That’s ... not how COVID works. It’s also not how you get to your local polling station, and if you show up all wet with COVID infested sea water (which, again, is not a thing), that’s just disrespectful to the school/church/town hall where voting is being held, not to mention other voters and poll workers.

Just more evidence that many (most) members of the Royal Family should not be trusted around sharp objects.

Just a small correction: it’s more like “Stimulus Talks Are Off Unless I Win! Also Trump: It’s All The Democrats’ Fault That I Refused To Negotiate!”

Playing this with a headset sounds AMAZING. I loved TIE Fighter, back then the graphics seemed amazing, but I can only imagine what this would be like.

It can’t be stated enough: there is nothing remotely “rational” about exposing other people to a dangerous virus because you’re too big a baby to wear a mask. “Immature”, “childish”, and “lacking self-discipline” are the phrases we should be looking for.

Is little Timmy Lofgren the dumbest conservative personality? Probably not, there’s so much competition. But she makes a valiant effort....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I like people who don’t need to contract an illness to realize it’s a bad idea.

Seriously. “religious freedom” can’t mean that you get to pick and choose the parts of your job that you feel like doing “because religion”. Would this mean that people who only recognize marriages conducted by their faith group get to refuse to issue licenses to anyone else? If your religion prevents you from doing…

And #notallmathematicians, I had some fantastic professors in the department. I think this particular one had just decided that it didn’t really matter if he learned who we were, given how much the tenure process prized publishing. This same guy got in trouble (iirc) for using a word problem that began with “Suppose I…

Agreed, I hadn’t even heard about Guilfoyle and had already forgotten about the Melania news (the children in cages piece, not the COVID piece).

They must not be good at their jobs if it’s taking this long....

How does that work? Do the Republicans get to nominate someone else? So many votes have been cast, that doesn’t seem workable.

I think you’re right, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

I had a math professor who, at the end of the semester, hadn’t learned the names of his students. That doesn’t seem too egregious, except there were only three of us.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

Seems pretty sloppy for a man with a Ph.D.

“I’m extremely regretful of what I did,” Frederick said, AP reports. “I can say it’s not like me. I acted way out of character. This wasn’t about the color of anyone’s skin.”