You know, Jezebel turned into an all Otter-focused website so gradually I barely even noticed the change.

For a minute or two, I'll roll with that. Ten or fifteen minutes, no. Your gambit has not worked, and you are making everyone else here miserable. Talk to your kid or take him outside. Your desire to adhere to a particular teaching strategy does not trump the rights of a couple dozen other people to shop or eat in…

And the parents also have to deal with the fact that they have produced children and are now responsible for their behavior and training.

I've actually changed my order to 'to-go' before because of this. No one wants to eat and hear a 2 year old loose his mind because he can't eat all the sugar packets. Everyone was happy we left, including me. Also, if the restaurant doesn't have a kids menu, don't fucking take them there. You're an asshole if you do.

She could remove the child from the building until it calmed down. Like most parents would do. Like my parents did with me at restaurants so my tantrum would not cause other people undue distress.

I just fucking hate people who spread misinformation and actually harm others by doing so. She's clearly one of those people who's afraid of chemicals but doesn't realize chemicals are actually in literally everything ever.

I couldn't do it. Dirtbag shouldn't feel like work.

I couldn't get through it. TOO MANY CAPS, and too much bold and BOLD CAPS and why so many questions marks???? And then all the cray-cray made up wordzzzzz, iz that sposed to be foonay you guise? (I can't even write like that, I must be too old or something) I just want easily digested celebrity gossip, not "But I…

if they're going to hire a chemical safety advisor or whatever, it should be someone with a chemistry degree, not a business degree.

This wonderland is closed for construction since someone died on the ferris wheel.

Who is going to be a dad?!

Brigitte Bardot recently told You magazine, when asked whether or not she is a feminist: "No. I hate feminism. I am a masculinist."

Tarred forever? Sorry I'd like to see some longitudinal studies proving that rapists carry around the shame and weight of the assault as bad as the victims? Or even 1/10th as bad? Or suffer any longterm consequences?

Jameis went for years without raping someone...

because of assholes like you who send death threats.

Exactly. Plus, this whole article IS NOT about a quest to cure cystic acne with pee. 95% of it is about the concept itself and the author's own squeamishness. There's like, two lines worth of what she actually did ("I finally put some pee on my face"), and what actually happened ("maybe this one zit is kinda smaller?…

DO NOT PEE ON JELLYFISH STINGS. DO NOT PEE ON JELLYFISH STINGS. DO NOT PEE ON JELLYFISH STINGS.

For what it's worth, I cured my cystic acne by drinking lots of water, eating lots of fruit and vegetables (also known as ending my shitty college days diet), and using alpha-hydroxy acids in peels and moisturizers. Took about 8 months.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

Open season for Papyrus!