I guess people didn't pray hard enough for his finger

Yeah, when everyone was yelling at the neighbours for all the problems they've caused, they kept repeating that the contractor said a support beam would be enough. Of course a contractor would say that, they would say anything if you wave a wad of cash in front of them. This contractor even hired an engineer, but it…

Also, don't be an idiot. My neighbours removed a load bearing wall probably because they've seen photos of open floor plans on Pintrest. They put in a support beam but they still caused major damages to the building, and now the cp-op is suing them. When I tell this story to ppl, they all have their own stories of…

"Auto" means "self". There is no such thing as an autobiography written by someone else, it's an oxymoron

Milk, cream or sour cream works better and tastes better

Some of the advice I've heard about egg-boiling sound more like superstition and old wives' tales. A lot of cooking advice is like that but I think eggs are the worst.

Sweden does not have 60% taxes! They have a 30% income tax, and then the employer pays at least about 30 % (some pay more. The government for instance pays over 50%) to their pension plan, health insurance, parental leave etc. So if your salary is $100, you'll pay $30 in taxes that goes towards building schools,…

That's not how you catch ebola!!! For fucks sake....

No, but desecrating a body is, so it's covered by that. If you eat a body part of a live human it would probably be assault to cut of a piece of flesh. Even if they did consent, you'd probably have a hard time proving in court that they were legally competent when they agreed to be mutilated for your dining pleasure.

Use the mirrors. They're not just there for conceited gym rats to admire themselves, they're also there for you to make sure your back really is straight, or that your elbows are in the right position, your knees are in the right angle , etc etc.

I prefer the theory that the ppl we don't like have characteristics that we have or fear we have ourselves, but don't like. So like when my sister complains about the gossipy woman at work, it's because my sister is the biggest gossip in the world. I hate the incompetent idiot at work, and I always worry about…

Yes, because sadly libraries have given up on trying to get ppl to show a basic level of respect for each other, but that doesn't mean you should contribute to that. Leave the room if you absolutely must speak on the phone, and try not to scrape your chair or bump in to people or things when you leave. Those of us who…

Dude! Don't talk on the phone in a library!! The reason why no one has shushed you is because they are too polite and/or don't want to be confrontational, but they're all gritting their teeth, wishing someone had taught you basic manners. If you want to talk on the phone, go to a coffee shop, but please try to…

I make French Toast or Bruschetta when bread starts going stale. Also, bread you're going to toast anyway can be sliced and kept in the freezer.

That's Sleeping Beauty. One of the children she gives birth to while unconscious sucks on her fingers and sucks out the poison that put her to sleep

Thanks, I'll definitely try that!

What about Attagenus pellio, or fur beetles? Their larvae have ruined so many of my wool sweaters and skirts. I now keep my wool clothes in the freezer. I don't want to use anything too toxic because my cats sometimes sleep in my closet, and I don't want them to get it in their fur, lick themselves and get sick.

No, plantar fasciitis is a problem with the heel. The plantar is a shock absorbing cushion under your heel bone that can become injured and inflammed if you run a lot in bad shoes, or stand up all day in wrong shoes. You fix it by getting shoes with better shock absorbtion. If your arches hurt, you can get insoles…

Plantar fasciitis is caused by running in the wrong shoes or standing up all day in the wrong shoes. The plantar is sort of a shock-absorbing cushion under your heel-bone that gets inflammed and that is painful. You fix it by getting shoes with better shock absorbtion, trainers with thick soles under the heel. No…

I would, but my boyfriend won't let me click on links without his approval