I think a better use of your money would be to donate directly to women's groups in India.

Shouldn't you be out painting a mural on your van, Shaggy? Beat it.

Guys, Laura Prepon has been a Scientologist since she was in That 70s Show. It's not really surprising to see her there. These people are spread everywhere that it's kind of frightening.

" I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,"

Oh, thank god! We almost went an entire two weeks with the Great Pubes Debate! I was worried feminism might focus on something worthwhile.

So, because he's royal and British, he can't theme his baby's room around the savannah and wildlife of Africa? You're seriously making snide remarks about things he didn't participate in, and for not decorating his baby's room with African social issues? Is this happening?

First of all, his mother, Princess Diana, was…

Dude. There's absolutely no scandal in decorating a nursery with elephants, lions, giraffes, and zebras.

Nope, gotta feel guilty. Did you know Prince Will didn't lift a finger when his ancestor's took on the white man's burden? It's scandalous!

Or maybe Africa like, the place where he proposed to her? And where he spent a ton of time with his mom as a kid? Lord.

Your reasons for why we should enjoy watching two animals fight to the death -

Next to 1984.

Lolita: One of the most oft referenced and least understood texts, evar.

I don't know if anyone has told you yet, but it's I Follow Rivers by Lykke Li.

I don't know, I'm not proud of pooping because it's a sign that I'm a living creature and not a plant or a rock.

The announcement of "Im a big tipper," or "I always tip more than 18%" is akin to "some of my best friends are black." If it were true, there would be no need for a pronouncement.

"some deserve zero and a snotty note on the receipt."

"By comparison, in India, where maternal obesity is only 3.6 percent, a scant 0.5 percent of newborns were very large."

*squints at this post*

How about one normal nipple and one that's winking?