You mean "shameless bitch" or "shameless son of a bitch"?

Women are XX, men are XY

Hope was only Hope and Princess Gina, it was Kristen, Stefanos daughter who was like a dozen characters. She was her evil twin, then eviller twin, a nun, a hick with buck teeth and lots of others. It was fantastic

No, no, no, the rules for soaps are different. DOOL didn't jump the shark with the infamous Marlena possession-plot, it reached its pinnacle. That's the best any soap can be and the high point every other soap aspires to reach.

That's cute that you lol at that, but it's the only reason I only wear padded bras. I've seen the creeptacular looks men give other women whose nipples show and some of them make my skin crawl. I don't want anyone to look at me like that. Also, not all padded bras are push-up bras. I wear padded, non-push-up bras. I…

She wants to be a teacher. There aren't enough gifs on the internet to express my feelings about that

She wants to be a teacher. There aren't enough gifs on the internet to express my feelings about that

As someone who's read about a billion job applications, I can tell you I hated the applicants with CVs longer than one page. No one needs more than one page, and ppl who think they do are probably not someone you want to spend 40 hours a week with.

From my own personal experience, I disagree. I've been depressed, and I've been sad and not depressed. There is a difference. I had a few really awful months a while ago when the universe seemed to be piling shit on me, but I wasn't depressed. In a bad place absolutely, but not depressed. Then I got depressed a some …

I understand if you don't want to be all like "hey, you're no prize yourself! You look like what an attractive person would see in a funhouse-mirror and it's not like you have the personality to compensate for your appearance!" but isn't there anyone at your workplace who would love to stick it to the doughy…

I had a boss who loved self-help books and self-improvement courses. She particularly liked this one idiot whose platitudes spoke to her, and made us watch stupid videos and do stupid exercises. BARF!!!! I suggested to her that maybe this moron's message resonated with her, but not as much with everyone else because…

Michael Fassbender says that carbon is the most abundant element on our planet.

My daughter's a good girl and I'm 100 percent sure that whatever they're saying about my daughter is not true.

Alcohol has many health benefits in small doses. A glass of red wine everyday will actually improve your health. As always, moderation is the key

It's not like she has a regular day job or goes to school. I'm sure she can find an hour or five to work out in the day

I'm kind of impressed

Disney kids are so fucked up

Whatever happened to that sex tape with Joe Jonas and a hooker doing heroin and engaging in S&M sex? The internet was all a-flurry with rumours maybe six months ago, then nothing. I would've have watched it, but I think I would have enjoyed the ensuing discussions

Why would fresh food and local produce be the key to healthy living? Nowadays, frozen vegetables contain the same amount of nutrients as fresh food and you can get them everywhere. I live well below the poverty line and still eat a balanced diet. I don't have to grow my own foods and raise my own chickens to be healthy

I wear padded bras because I don't want my nipples to show. Apparently that's the most mortifying thing that can happen to a woman and no one can act normally if there are visible nipples in the room. I don't want to make ppl feel uncomfortable an/or act weird, so I make sure that no one is ever made aware of the fact…