Browns lose in even getting mentioned about who to laugh at.

jesus, gabriel

I guess Ray thinks the only ammendment worth losing your job over is the fifth.

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

Great story.

In 2000, the average age of a pro wrestling viewer was 28. Now it’s 54

If Ted Leonsis invited me over to talk hockey the first thing I would ask him is why the Capitals logo is set in all lowercase letters.

Sharkfucker has to be clubhouse leader for 2017 DHoF, right?

Maddux: Max, I think we should put JJ on here.

If they make it steep enough, you could just fall down it and break the record.

My friends and I were addicted in our youths and I swear it’s the funnest thing you can do indoors besides heroin.

draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

FIFA, guys, just make an NIT Tournament for the countries that don’t get in. It’ll still have a few decent European teams, and you’re forgetting the most important element: Two tournaments means two host nations. Which means soooooooo many more bribes.

Right after he finishes his stint in the minor league.

I want to be impregnated by this comment.

she’s still refusing to apologize for stealing Christmas, though.

+2 bad knees