If you see A.J. on the street, you owe him a fresh donut for believing in that team before you ever did.

Also write this article about Deadspin’s employ of Clay Travis.

You do what you gotta do. Personally, I have a new hero

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

I didn’t believe this guy was an actual NBA player and then I googled him and found out that 90% of his photos look like you just messed his order up at Subway.

I know you are just a word-play parody account of one of my childhood heroes, but you’ll never know how much you mean to me.

“Wait, we can just coach our teammates and not use a coach? Why didn’t I think of that?”

IMO he also played it safe by running on 2nd down of their final possession. With the clock stopping for the two minute warning no matter what I feel like he should have call his safest pass play to try and get a first down.

I knew it wouldn’t be the last time Favre misrepresented growth metrics.

“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

BADA BOOM!...DUMBER THAN A BROOM...How you doin?

I GOT THIS ONE!

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Kim Jong-un Is Having Fun And The Rockets Are Destroying Everyone

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

In the meantime, Louisville will shell out $100,000 per month to interim athletic director Vince Tyra

College coaches should coach for free. It is an opportunity to build your brand, and then you can cash in as an NBA coach.

Then he looked in the mirror and said, “Jur-rich!”

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.