If they keep kickoffs at the 35 yard line like the NFL does, my rule proposal is kickoffs that go through the upright are now worth one point. This actually gives an incentive for fewer kickoffs returned (and less collisions), while also really hurting teams that get penalized 15 yards that would be assessed on the…

Counterpoint to your Chiefs ranking: fuck the KC fans. I went to the Steelers-Chiefs playoff game last year, and the whole time Chiefs fans slung Big Ben insults at me while also unironically chanting Tyreek Hill’s name whenever he went to return a punt.

Targeting penalties are only in college, but I agree with your general sentiment.

“Floyd is a savvy investor...”

Color me skeptical, but I find it hard that someone who cannot read is a “savvy investor.”

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Jack O’Connell looks like the love child of Walter White and Charlie Day.

This pick is top-18 protected and if the Sixers don’t get that pick this season, then it turns in to two second rounders.

My guess is Philly trades Bogut later today for... another draft pick.

Pretty easy to understand the Beltway when it’s around your waist all the time.

Dad is from Eastern KY, I have spent a great deal of time there. I was always terrified more when I went there than I was in downtown Chicago (lived there 4 years), or downtown Houston (lived there for 8). The place is a shithole with no positive economic outlook.

I live in Dallas (not from here, thankfully), and goddammit your comment is 100% correct.

I had a friend who interned for the Kings leading up to their 2014 draft. When Malone was fired he lambasted them to me over text message for getting rid of such a good coach.

This is not true. The first dribble may be with two hands.