After playing second fiddle to Nikola Jokic all year, he was reportedly looking for a chance to get out of Denver.

This comment is pepto-dismal

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

more like Blunder Armour, amirite?

Everton fan here. I get so pissed at how negative our fans can be about him sometimes. It came up again after we drew at Stoke City, a game in which he had zero support. In addition it is always vaguely racist:

Gave you a star. Then I scrolled down.

+1 offer to Aaron Hernandez

they’re selling deer antler spray?

He really good at making white apparel disappear.

They need to cut costs and slash inventory. Maybe they could bring back Ray Lewis as a spokesman.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

I don’t believe one of these stories. No one drinks “several” hand grenades and lives to tell. At least not real hand grenades from Tropical Isle.

Deadspin definitely didn’t get owned by Ted goddamn Cruz.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Ludacris had sex with his girl in the Georgia Dome on the 50 yard line where the Dirty Birds kick for 3, which is easily more important than anything that has ever happened at Lambeau Field.

+1 Leg Sweep

“Ted Cruz is the greatest ringball player of all time. Period.”