Yup. Full Sail. He spent so much money to get that degree, and I don’t think he was able to use it much, as he had to move back to BFE, Indiana, where those kind of jobs aren’t available.

Full Sail? I had some guy friends who spent a LOT of dough to go there too!

Did Andrew suffer his traumatic brain injury before or after you started dating him?

I am an architect. This is exactly what they have.

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

If someone feels attacked by a note calling out rapists, perhaps some self-reflection is in order...?

a male student felt targeted by the notes and no longer left safe attending class.

I predict that some time in his tween years, that kid will go through a phase (a la Joaquin Pheonix’s brief stint as “Leaf”) where he wonders why he doesn’t have a quirky name like his siblings, and will thereby redub himself as Vatican or Leather.

It always cracks me up how much stuff people apply topically to their skin because it has collagen in it, when collagen is too big a molecule to be absorbed  through skin.

hi bagdash! ashley is right but if you designed this or own fashion nova, we would love to talk more with you. feel free to email me at julianne@jezebel.com. thanks!

I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"

I agree with you BUT I will say at least for Top Chef, I’d rather have the super blatant product placement once or twice an episode and their ability to keep high-level sponsors, which means that they can afford to not have really stupid tie-ins with challenges and keep the focus of the actual competition on food. I…

These shows have GOT to figure out a less insulting way to do product placement. I think a gratuitous, lingering, fifteen second shot of the exterior of a car after a Whole Foods run on Top Chef is sufficiently contemptuous of the viewer without the, “And then we hopped back into the Toyota Sequoia TRD Sport Limited…

1967, male sports officials believed the strain of long distance running “would cause women’s uteri to fall out or that they would become musclebound and grow hair on their chests.

I really love the level of concern-trolling required to believe a woman’s uterus would just drop straight out of her body if she ran too much.

Duchamp says suck farts.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Are you interpreting their use of beauty as an acceptance and celebration of only those trans women who present in a typically feminine way? I just took their phrasing to mean the “beauty of transgender people.” Not necessarily a qualification of a person based on the degree to which they fit beauty ideals and the…

Don’t be shitty. I know that may be hard for you, Poop Nightmares.