A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Contract the Knicks.

Phil is running the Knicks as a zen exercise

Reporter: Truthfully, Phil, this is insanity.

Its twelve dimensional chess guys. Draft 4th. Pick Kristaps. Develop him for a couple years. Trade him for 3rd pick. Develop him. Repeat until you have the first pick during the year LeBron James Jr. declares

Best outcome here is that they trade Kristaps but end up stuck with Melo, right?

The fatality comes with the 7:00am text the next day: “Sweetie, do they still call it the walk of shame?”

You are doing the lord’s work.

Looks like somebody drew a face on a thumb.

Phil Jackson: What is a triangle?

Savage recently co-authored a book with writer Ray Glier that focuses on his past eight years working as a radio commentator for Alabama.

I can’t believe I’m about to write this, but I wish Dolan would step in and put an end to this madness.

Actually he does. You don’t deserve to get hit for staring at a HR, but I’m completely fine with a guy getting his with a ball, if he’s going to hurt another player. If you don’t want to get dirty, don’t play dirty.

but did he make a baseball move? that’s the real question.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

Rizzo is absolutely going to wear one for this. We all know it’s coming. Yes, this is all so fucking stupid.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...

He’s having too much fun. Look for him to get beaned.