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Jorge Stevenson
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I still think Trump refuses to invite them.

If it were me, I’d go on a tour. Go visit Jimmy Carter in Georgia; swing over to Texas to see the Bushes, go to wherever the Clintons live now and then go see the Obamas.


He’s not the type to fire Mueller. He’s not a strong enough leader. It would take someone who was far, far richer and much better looking, someone more popular—way more popular, so popular—to fire Mueller.

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

+1 M. Night Shyamalan

If the Warriors don’t come to the White House, it’d be a huge disappointment for an administration badly in need of some Ws.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the

I thought Arena Football was supposed to be high scoring.

Trump told Mexico they needed to build a wall, but did they listen? Noooo.....

Aaron Judge is more popular in NYC than Donald Trump is.

Then the next inning, he hit a 402 laser the opposite way. I don’t know what baseballs did to him when he was a child, but he’s punishing them now.

Let’s give Tebow a chance.

In unrelated news, Murthel Groenhart has been named an honorary Turkish citizen.  

BUT WAS THERE A SECOND JELL-O SHOOTER

Uhhhhh

HEAT CHECK

According to her funding request ‘Katie McHugh has essential medical bills that she has to pay, while finding another job.’