“You should meet with the man with no respect for the office. Out of respect for the office.”

I’d need a few straight shots of JD to endure this

He’s as zen as he says

One day I’ll be old, dying, laying in bed surrounded by loved ones. And with my last breath I’ll whisper:

I am.

Hard to believe.

What I hate most about living in these times is that I’m just not convinced there’s enough karma in the world to deal with all the Scot House’s.

I’d serve my jugular on a goddamn platter for Beckinsale. With garnishes.

I’ll be in a cold hard grave before I pay that $1.10.

Damn. Not a single ACL blown.

Anyone climbing that hill wants to die. We should allow that.

Dude is as anxious to play hooky from his $4 million job like he stocks shelves at Target.

Jeter’s gonna hold that grudge longer than Palestine.

I’ll trade you a first round pick for another joke

Please let it be every commentator.

“I thought it was important that we went outside,” he said. “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

The most shocking part of this report was that he’s Panamanian.

Yeah. Just mind-boggling.

Bulimia

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