This is news to me.

It’ll all be worth it when he’s rolling in cash from a handful of t-shirt sales.

This science-hating lawn gnome is my representative in Congress.

“The bad news: your shin exploded.”

So that’s a perfectly reasonable reaction...

The skins are a disaster, okay folks. A disaster. Maybe the biggest disaster ever.

That’s a fine pimp-walk....

Love the players’ rush to apply untrained medical attention.

I love that the dude wasn’t asked at all. Just rolled up with his kid on his shoulders to save the day.

I miss Derek Fisher

Horowitz also stayed up there and pretty much hugged everyone.

Dude will have to improve his strikeouts to be the next Ryan Howard.

Some people insist on being as ugly as possible...

So help me god...

Why don’t the players just give him the union already...

Thought it said “escorts league”. Was disappointed.

Dude has a great swing, good eye, quality at-bats. I can see .260-.280 25-30 hrs in his prime, maybe 35 in a great year, especially in Yankee Stadium. A very solid, consistent piece.

Another day in his quest to take pictures with all the white men.

Jesus christ.

I’m so ashamed.