Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

Boyz N2 the Hood

copy editor: better make sure this is right

Donald Trump Jr: “Well, sure, I robbed the bank, but it turned out it wasn’t payroll day, so it wasn’t even worth taking the money. Such a nothing.”

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

The pitchers: Chan Ho Park and Mitch Williams.

I’m glad he lost, honestly. Stanton and/or his pitcher were *blatantly* cheating the entire time. It was made quite clear you weren’t supposed to throw the next pitch until the current ball in play was caught or hit the ground, and almost every throw when Stanton was up was ahead of that, sometimes by a good 2-3…

champion dong-swatter

Go home, Logan Morrison.

The Marlins have fans?

I really wish Yankees players got more media coverage. It’s a shame they toil in obscurity.

“Absolutely right. Baseball was the best thing that happened to my brain.”

SmallBall-Star Game

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

He wasn’t helped by all the Cubs’ fielding arrrrrrrrrrrors

Throw the Knicks in the garbage.

He really let all those tourists down today.

People often confuse the two. Marcus is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound, whereas Markieff is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound.

Which Morris is this? The surly one or the other one?

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.