“Don’t mind if I do....”

A ticket for all 6 days at the event is $100 plus tax. No work required.

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

Stake through the heart.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

Each president gripped the other’s hand with considerable intensity, their knuckles turning white and their jaws clenching and faces tightening.

someone needs to hold this dude close to their chest and shush in his ear while assuring him his dick is normal and probably works ok

We are better off with a rock as president.

Poe’s Law is stronger than ever

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Joey is the likable heel of baseball, ala The Rock from the early 2000s.

1Oak sounds like a pretty lame club with policies like this.

“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

So we don’t who know leaked to the press, and we don’t know who took a leak on the Prez.

Ted’s reaction.