Au revoir, Felicia.

Russia:

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Cannon is a fuckin badass name.

I’m dumb. I thought it was spelled Canada.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

You’re trying to tell me this half-giant is only 6'7". Right. Sure.

When only one person realizes the relationship is over.

Reggie Jackson giving the live interview all the respect it deserves at 0:44.

The public university of the State of Louisiana, ostensibly educating its students to be leaders out in the world, wants to encourage them to shut their mouths about uncharged state-sanctioned murders lest some athletic wear middle manager become nervous about profit margins. Seems on the level.

Reminder: As unpaid workers, we expect you to follow our company’s code of conduct.

“Remember that public comments on this topic may be their first and only impression of you.”

Because Florida:

I agree that college (and the NFL for that matter, shit) football has a lengthy history with unethical and disgusting behavior, but this seems an awfully lot like a principal scolding a substitute teacher for the behavior of a few kids in class.

They’re more like guidelines.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Once they’re stuck to the yacht they won’t move. It’s their ideal environment and only a prolonged treatment of lack of champagne, coke, and caviar will pry them loose.

Not to be facetious, but why would you want models draped all over your yacht? What if you want to actually sail your yacht somewhere -- how do you scare them off? Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

I’m suing my local Renaissance Festival in Texas, the time period represented was clearly medieval and/or Dark Ages.