Okay, enough about my commenting.

This list of places to never visit is incredibly helpful, A++++++++ work.

Of course his first 100 days were a success! Most of us are still alive, aren’t we?

(unintelligible screaming)

imagine if the stupid fucking other GOP candidates had done that.

Don’t get complacent, this is the era of “let’s give incredibly fucking stupid ideas a whirl”.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

SO BRAVE

Here’s the deal: yes, I did vote for Trump

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

“I’ve got to be a macho man.”

“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

Pence looks like an old Kirk Herbstreit.

He has praised the new administration for its power to “change the course of America in ways that are biblical.”

Vice President Mike Pence, HUD Secretary Ben Carson, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, Energy Secretary Rick Perry, Attorney General Jeff Sessions, CIA Director Mike Pompeo, nominee for Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, HHS Secretary Tom Price, and Scott Pruitt

It’s remarkable that I now immediately equate words like “church”, “faith”, “bible”, and “christian” with absolute evil. That’s some solid work, folks.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I want to pass away