First thing the Phillies should do in free agency is call Mike Trout and Bryce Harper.

Tomorrow: “Would you like to see Clayton Kershaw on the Phillies? Yes or No?”

I’m maybe (actually, “probably”) giving Barkley too much credit here, but I took his comments to mean “we shouldn’t be sitting here looking in at his grief. It’s wrong, this guy needs to be with his family, not thrust into being a spectacle for thousands in person, and millions on TV.” Which is how I felt. Maybe he…

He’ll go to trial and end up in jail, as he should.

“two out of three, huh? That’s close to 69% right? Nice.”

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

Both atlrticles are right, tho. You have your subset of Trump supporter that is your everyday down the line -R voter who will support him so long as he isn’t a -D: older, wealthier white folks. And you have the other half (deplorables, if you will): the conspiracy breeding alt-right, Nazi white supremacist…

It’s obvious to me, if not to reporters, that Trump’s supporters will stick with him so long as he doesn’t back off on issues of race. That’s the only thing his hardcore supporters care about. He backs off on immigration or the Muslim ban or fires the Nazis in his adminstration, like Bannon, and they’ll turn. They…

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

In history classes far into the future, the question: what was the tipping point that started WWIII? will be easily answered on final exams, much unlike the convoluted response for say, WWI, it will be a simple, one word answer: Twitter.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

Replace Leonard with Trevor Ariza, and maybe the Spurs approach 50 wins.

Anyone who thinks we’re more than 12 years away from President Johnson is simply out of their mind.

Hell is way better managed than this. The devil may be evil, but he’s not incompetent.

Welcome to hell.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

Real Talk: how are we all going to die?

Nope fuck that. People would have just kept giving excuses not to be able to do it. I think they should have kept upping the reimbursement until people started to fly out of their seats.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.