LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M GETTING A GIANT WAFFLE CONE...IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE- AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO HAVE TWO DESSERTS. ICE CREAM AND COOKIES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WELL BELIEVE ME, WE’RE HAVING DESSERT AND IT’S GOING TO BE BIGLY. AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF DESSERT, AND ITS LEADING TO A…

I veer between stark terror and laughing my ass with every news report about this administration. This is the worst acid trip I’ve ever been on, and in 1986 I dropped acid and watched Aliens in the theater.

And pissboys.

This is insulting to children and babies.

No matter how much old white men scream and protest, eventually young people and people of color will save them from themselves.

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

I can’t wait for the voice overs and reenactment. “Here’s what Antonio Brown should have done with his butt instead”

Finally, justice for NBA mascots everywhere.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

For all we pretend this nation rejected royalty, people sure love to jump when the king calls.

Never before has the bald eagle represented the American public as accurately as it does now.

Just wait til the outraged old white people find out all of these guys are actually American citizens. We should have a few heads exploding at least.

Brian McCann just had an aneurysm.

I felt a great disturbance in the sport, as if millions of baseball writers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly choked on their indignation.

Man, how pissed is old, white America right now?

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

the wall will be 30 feet tall

I pray for your speedy recovery