“I did inquire if there was any interest in reporters liking that, just to get understanding of their perspective,” Cousins said. “The answer I got back was that people were laughing with me, not at me.”

Their win expectancy just plummeted from 70.1 to 70.09 on Fangraphs...

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Dont’a Hightower is scheduled to fly to Pittsburgh tonight. But storm also expected to hit New Jersey. So Mother Nature now figures into FA.

Yeah but they only won by one point, so Jim made his wife run gassers for half an hour.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

A sternly worded letter?

Nanny seeking job. No reference available.

“I’m just going to sit here and chill. Get my snack on.”

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Don’t be surprised if Levine sports a brand new red toupee next week. Diabolical!

That shit made me proud to be an American.

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

Mattingly can relate.

I bet we catch a lot of terrorists with that question.

This is like saying the sky is blue

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

That’s a lot of promising careers to ruin.