I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee. You’ll never make a monkey out of me!

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

“But the Jets were notoriously plagued with quarterback problems.”

There is an app for that

rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest it in their own healthcare.

“until we know what is happening.”

Our racist uncle who posts conspiracy theories to Facebook is our president.

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

Trust me, as a Jets fan, that was them trying.

but hopefully, [I’ll] start shooting them in the playoffs.

Quick tip; don’t read stuff like this while you’re waiting for your oil change.

Its really dusty in my office too all of a sudden.

If it is fight or flight the penguins have only one option...

Also, our menses attract bears.

Whose Disgusting Baseball Delivery is This?

I’ll bet if it was a big bowl of Campbell’s Homestyle Nothing Soup he’d pay attention.

He can always get his job back as Grand Dragon I’m sure.

Month 2