Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

There’s nothing to love. It’s a disaster, folks.

When W. is the voice of reason, things are quite fucked up.

“It was the best of times. It was the BLURST of times?...........You stupid monkey!!!!!”

It’s surely still flammable though, right?

Does anyone really believe this is Tim’s first massive dong of the year?

They want to give the local KKK chapter a chance to harass any witnesses so they can recant before they have to say it under oath.

Four years and we haven’t even reached month three

“Well, where’s the last place you *remember* having the remote?”

“Can you pick up milk on the way home? We’re running low”

Brazil and Australia didn’t need any additional power-hungry racists. Should have put them on an ark and let them float in the middle of the Pacific, forbidden from touching land again. More poetic.

She is a true American hero. Shot in the freaking head doing her damn job, went back to do it as soon as she was able to advocate against gun violence and constantly telling the truth. Sorry these men aren’t as brave as she is!

I’m confused. I thought the reason Louie Gohmert has a major man crush on the NRA and an unhealthy love of guns is precisely for situations where he doesn’t feel safe. Because as we all know, white, male, Republican politicians in Texas are a historically persecuted and disenfranchised group.

Gohmert is a very special snowflake, who would prefer not to be criticized in public, thank you very much. Also a coward.

Ted Cruz also predicted a Ted Cruz presidency, so let’s not get too worked up just yet.

Kellyanne Conway is like most of the conservative women who mock feminism because they don’t understand it. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a leader, to advance the cause of women, or to do anything that is actually helpful. She criticizes feminism without any sense of irony because she believes that she is so…

And soup is his porn.

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

Not necessarily germane to this article, but any excuse to post a picture of this smirking blobfish asshole in his absurd porn-theater ensemble.