+1 arm of Stonewall Jackson.

If the most persuasive argument you can make for your speech is that you are legally allowed to say it then maybe you should reconsider your point of view.

An Eagles fan is upset by this. Who would have thunk it?

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that w/r/t NBA. Head coaches like Kerr, Pop, and even Stan Fuckin Van Gundy have been pretty outspoken critics of Orange Julius Caesar. The game’s two biggest stars (LeBron and Curry) have also made public political statements.

Did you know uranium is used for the nuclear and other things? Bad things!

Soon, all new products will include the line:

Sure, they are being vetted. But are they being EXTREMELY vetted?

WAIT REFUGEES ARE STEALING SLICES OF PIE? NOW I UNDERSTAND CHRIS CHRISTIE’S TRUMP SUPPORT

Feeding Thanksgiving dinner to refugees? That’s totally against the spirit of the holiday! IT’S FOR AMERICANS!!!

The cheating is certainly 3rd on the crazy list here, after running multiple miles and running a marathon watchdog blog.

Can’t figure out what’s worse: a cheating marathoner or a dude who runs a website on his own time watchdogging other people’s times.

I know! I don’t even drive that far.

You’d have to be seriously insane to consider this kind of bizarre behavior. Running for miles and miles. Nuts, I say.

There’s a slight chance you may be overestimating the global impact of Vanderbilt University.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

This article would *definitely* exist if he spent every weekend putting together puzzles on his time off. And it would be glorious.

Right. $3.6 million for a golf weekend is a LOT. Now imagine someone doing that EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND like Trump is doing.

Sean Spicer would also like to remind you that our President is a strong young man with a youthful frame, full of vim and vigor, and certainly not the tubby egg-shaped geriatric you see in the video obtained by WaPo who purposefully wears laughably-tailored suits to make his shoulders look bigger than they are.

Certainly not! And, of course, while they disagreed with Obama politically, they recognized he had legitimately won the election and never supported Republican efforts to obstruct his agenda, because that would be hypocritical in light of their current complaints that Democrats are obstructing Donald Trump.