The Head of School had the nerve to tell me that there was some educational value in this incident because it started conversations in the homes of the other kids
Wilbur Ross, in particular, looks a bit like a dementor. The others mostly break down into two camps: ones that look like they could have bullied Ralph Macchio in a movie from 1982; and ones that look like Darth Vader would have ended up Force-choking them for letting Solo and the rebels escape.
“He’s just very confused.”
Mike Pence on Notre Dame, yesterday:
Dammit. Michigan is not sending us their best people...
How do you even determine the value of pornography? I get erotic art, but videos? Are there auctions? Conventions? Can you send them off to be graded like comic books and toys? “Ooooh, Ass Blasters Vol. 7 in near mint condition.”
$28,000 worth of porn? Jesus, his hand must look like the claw in an arcade prize machine.
I feel like, if you’ve dropped $30k on porn, you’ve got some pretty specialist preferences. Leaving that shit for your poor parents to look after is your own damn fault. This dude is a wanker in more ways than one.
Florida Man doesn't die, he just multiplies.
2009: 7-9-0 | 4th
2010: 8-8-0 | 2nd
2011: 5-11-0 | 3rd
2012: 2-14-0 | 4th
2013: 4-12-0 | 3rd
2014: 3-13-0 | 3rd
2015: 5-11-0 | 3rd
2016: 3-13-0 | 4th
2017: 10-6-0 | 1st
2018: 5-11-0 | 4th
For Bosa, it is all penis envy with a heavy helping of racist commentary, and a cake made of classlessness for dessert. Bosa is simply mad that Gabrielle Union or any sane woman of color (who is not named Omarosa) would not even blink in his direction. The Kardashians are a thing because they allow white people the…
Time to start issuing subpoenas.
Candace Owens the type to have a goth phase and wear JNCOs.
Candace Owens is the black girl that didn’t like New Edition but loved New Kids on The Block. She’s the black girl that hated School Daze but loved Sixteen Candles (For the record it’s okay to like both) She’s the black girl that hated Janet Jackson but loved Madonna because she was street and edgy. She hated Living…
Carol didn’t flinch because it known throughout the universe...Thor doesn’t aim for the head.
Because she’s Captain Marvelous, and you know it’s better to look good than feel good. She looks Marvelous!
Simple: Nat already knew about it. Or they look in Fury’s files. Find his report on the pager. Done. Like when they did the Vibranium thing in Ultron.
Also there’s half the people in the world, so it’s like....half the chaos. :(
Ugh of course Papa John’s would survive the snap. Jimmy John’s didn’t, though. There can be only one John’s.
...and then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.