So, basically, they are attempting to blackmail the family into silence with the threat of releasing her name. I mean, that’s what it sounds like to me. Correct me if that’s wrong.

did..

The only person who’s not funny in this thread is you, darling child. You have missed every joke, including the fact that the original post was a joke.

omg your comment has periods

i try and look up google, but then it just brings me back to the google page, and then i have to google google again, and it’s really just so hard to do anything i’m glad a have a man who can look words up for me.

wow this is really triggering me, you are definitely flagged

oh shit he knows about fallacies EVERYONE RUN AWAY HE’S TOO POWERFUL

i can’t read words, sorry, my lady brain only sees squiggles

thank you for this we all know women still aren’t allowed to look up things like definitions

That was written by a man.

m’lady’s sky

mulan isn’t a princess you filthy casual

AGAIN with the bridges! Bridges are just penises over bodies of water.

i just like the word lady because ladies are like princesses

Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you explain it again? Slower? With pictures? I am really glad you’re here.

why not

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart