According to the New York Times, a lot of parents are wondering whether their sons’ dicks are too small! I figured I would help them out.

To arrive at this conclusion, Andics and his team trained 13 dogs to lay completely motionless in a fMRI brain scanner.

His lack of eyebrows is the real Stranger Things.

So your father abandoned your family and your mother cycled through husbands she didn’t love, but you think nannies were the greatest issue with your childhood? For whatever reason, you now equate having a career outside of the home with genuine parental neglect. They’re not the same thing. And I was also “raised” by…

Do you have children? If not, you have no idea what you are talking about. I’m certain she is home enough, and her child is likely fine, despite its father’s ridiculous problems. No one would ever say this shit about a man.

I don’t understand their market at all. Lol. I mean I enjoy the bachelor series but I’ve never been like “wow I wish I could see what they are doing with their relationship now”

Haha I’m guessing you know EXACTLY who will be taking care of your kids when you have then and that is your wife. So gtfo with your terrible talking points.

I also don’t believe for a second that “this isn’t because she’s a woman.” I sincerely doubt he’d call Obama a bad parent.

I mean, call us back when you actually have kids and are forced to make these decisions in real life instead of judging millions of parents from your comfy spot on the sidelines.

Realistically, in a society where a single income is too little to support a family, is there anyone who “can have” kids by your standards?

I always found Becca to be intensely boring. I have literally never had a desire to look her up on social media so I don’t have any idea what she’s doing now. Hopefully someone will tell her to take it easy on the teeth whitening, though. Every time she was on screen it was like that one episode from Friends:

Purchase a bell & just walk behind the child doing this.

A psychiatrist I know has a strategy that works, but drives the person nuts. When they start talking about Trump, pretend you’re hiding laughter. As though you desperately want to, can barely contain, laughing right in their faces. It plays into all their worst fears about people thinking they’re stupid and ignorant.…

There are a few people that I used to be friends with that I have dropped because they have gotten so right wing. I just can't be friends with racists, homophobes, and misogynists, and I make no apology for it.

I would have preferred a Kaitlin and budget Ryan Gosling spin-off any day over these two.

Honestly, I would move or find a profession/social activity that would have like-minded people in it.

Yeah ... like these two people are soooooo damn bland... I mean (as a bachelor viewer -shoot me) I liked him on Kaitlyn’s season and then when he got his own it all went downhill from there.
Lauren was the blandest out of all the girls. She keeps popping up on my Instagram feed and she has MILLIONS of followers which…

Ben is like a bowl of buttered, overcooked spaghetti noodles. Everything about him is just so fucking bland.

I think he’s smizing.