this is both valid and good. good and valid.

I confess; I only wrote this to get XO's response.

I had to Google about 90% of what you just wrote but I love this comment and thank youl

I've known my stepmother since I was 6 and I still hate her at 24. Ugh.

The dog is obviously a lawyer.

I have to add that when I interviewed Baddie and we talked about her church (she is devoted to her little church where she lives and goes every Sunday), she told me she goes there to pray. I asked her what she prays for.

If I ever need a joke band for a script I'm going with "Cool Noise and the Kente Cloths." They will be known for their Clapton covers and love of Big Black.

If the response to this serious, honest, well-meaning and innocent question is simply, "because it's a medium that people of color use as a means to be heard as other media have not been successful in allowing people of color to have a voice" (as evidenced by several posts way down yonder) or "because this is a medium…

1. Because twitter is the medium through which all of this started, and the only one where it can be guaranteed Iggy would see his message.

I love that Candlejack made an appeara—

"Don't feel bad because you're just writing for the Internet, Becky."

HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND.

Damn, I didn't realize the cops didnt catch him until he was promoting the new Transformers.

i am bad at fighting but i think my taybae will give me adrenaline like when moms lift cars of their kids or like when people have to fight bears.

Dear Jezebel reader: The word "every day" (or "everyday") is not in my headline.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

I feel like this girl should start the "Stalker Baking Co." We'll stalk the shit out of you and bake a flight of delights based on your rocky past.

Absolutely. One time I made the mistake of leaving a freshly baked loaf of sourdough on the counter. Within 15 minutes of leaving the kitchen, I came back to find it missing and my golden lying on the floor.

You listen to music a lot more closely than I did when I was younger.

Beyond local elections, there are often no viable third party candidates on the ballot either. And I'll probably always vote democrat over Hitler. Sorry.