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Johny Smellgood
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I’m pretty sure it’s from Portal 2

That presents an extra question of, “Why are they letting so many legacies in, if they have $40B?”. 

I really don’t understand the problem here. You have multiple lanes: you could pass on the left, or pass on the right. Since the person you’re trying to pass is in the left most lane, you pass on the right. Why is this a problem?

Also, what does German road law have to do with this? Are we also going to get informative

Accosting to the pic at the bottom, this looks like some kind of innocents day prank. :C

Why is that funny? I don't get it.

A woman blowing or breathing in my ear. I don't know why, but nothing gets me in the mood faster than that. It's like my berzerker button for make outs!

I'm really hoping that the niece figured out early that this fake online identity was really her aunt, and she said all of these things as a prank.

My favorite middle name: Novelist.

My brother came up with a 5 page list of "manly" names for his son, which were sadly all vetoed by the sister-in-law. My personal favorites:
Xerxes
Agamemnon
Tacobellitis
DxP (emphasis added)

For the last one, you're supposed to say the part in parentheses out loud.

While it's true that most Buddhists don't have any connection to the Dalai Lama, he's certainly important within the sangha of his tradition, being considered the reincarnation of avalokiteshvara. That's not nothing!

While it's true there are folks who declare themselves Buddhist without much familiarity with Buddhist teaching, I find it problematic to associate westernness with inauthenticity and easternness with the real thing. I go to a temple that's in the same tradition as the Dalai Lama, and the vast majority of the

The Tonight Show is a well established show with a very long history, so there's lots of prestige associated with it. It's also on earlier, which means it gets a wider audience. This means two things:
a) There's a lot of honor in hosting the Tonight Show
b) There's a lot of pressure to appeal to a wide audience.

Often

I hadn't looked at it that way, but now that you mention it, it does look like the movie TOS uniforms.

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Did the music play? Did we learn our lesson?

I think it's a statement that the people who get this poster are pretentious, but are actually not that intelligent. It's a lot like trying to "sound poetic" by writing in run-on sentences.

Well, I would say it's not so much intellectual dishonesty as a difference in exposure. I have to plead ignorance on what Kim Kardashian has taken heat on in terms of her pregnancy. You have a point if that's the case. I haven't heard anything about people saying she's gained weight, but I don't really keep up with

I think you need to chill. Look at the quote in the full context "Pregnancy is a woman's time to get all the attention and do whatever she wants. Embrace your inner Kim Kardashian and eat a bunch of cheesy fries from In-N-Out Burger"