Oh you don't "hate" to be that guy.

Ginger Spice. When she quit the band, I was devastated. Then, a couple weeks later, my best friend (the one with whom I played Spice Girl dolls until we were... nope, too ashamed to admit the age) drew a picture of them for art class but didn't draw Ginger because "She's not a Spice Girl anymore. You have to deal with…

I call this the "I have to pee!" dance.

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

How DARE people hope for the best and not immediately think that a FATHER murdered his INFANT SON in one of the most imaginable ways possible. Who do they think they are, hoping for the best in people, hoping that humans could not reach such a slow.

Mark, are you by any chance coming off a gig at Sick, Sad World?

thank you :) its ok, I am happy that this girl is trying to acheive an awesome thing :))

Here's my feeling: if that's the negative to this job, I am still hundreds of miles ahead of where I was six months ago. I will take that tradeoff in a heartbeat.

I work really hard at my job, guys.

A Lannister always pays his vets.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

I understand your objections, but the Welsh can generally understand English.

You should definitely interpret that title as literally as possible. It's just like how "Roots" was a miniseries about trees, and "A Raisin In The Sun" was about what happens to grapes in warm, clear weather.

Or the alternate title....

I don't think so; I usually have off on Asshole Day.

You cannot hit them on a bike. You cannot hit a man named Mike. You cannot hit them in the mouth. You cannot hit them in the South. You cannot hit them on the nose. And cannot step on all their toes. You cannot hit them with a box. You cannot hit them with a fox. You cannot hit them here and there. You cannot hit them…

This video is really good if you imagine that it's a grown man and woman with perfectly and painstakingly superimposed gigantic child heads.

I don't see where the "indignant rage" here is so much. A reader who sent this in to us and I volunteered to look into it. Because I'm not "UGH BURN EVERYTHING KILL THE WORLD AHHHHH" jump to conclusions type. Yes, we Googled it, you guys. It looks like it says "rape." To me and several editors and a few readers and…

I left this off the list ONLY so you could add it.

Agreed. Not that I'm much of a TV expert, but isn't being the next Oprah better than being the next Leno?