I think Taylor and Karlie have established a new upper limit for whiteness... their whole adventure has gotta be at least 8.8 gigahonkies.

sorry not sorry.

Luckily my underwear is made of boyfriend material.

And GO

Agreed. I don't doubt the importance of his status to some but not all. I always thought it was funny how my buddhist monk friend reacted when someone had asked if he was interested in seeing the Dalai Lama speak when he came to our university, he said "no, why would i?" That was hardly the answer I would expect from…

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

Does anyone else remember when TLC had a show about surgeries? They showed all kinds of different operations: tummy tucks, c sections, heart, hysterectomy, etc. It was gross and amazing and really made me appreciate the insane miracle that is the human body. In conclusion, I will watch the hell out of this crazy spine…

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE???

It's a long-running meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/black-pe…) that imposes a narrative of black disdain on photos of white people being ridiculous, clueless, or gross. The joke isn't that ALL BLACK PEOPLE HATE ALL WHITE PEOPLE (although, whatever—"reverse racism" is an absurd white fantasy anyway). The joke is,…

Did one of them have a best friend who was the strongest man in the world, and was there by any chance an ice cream man who never took off his giant plastic ice cream head?

Panties is not a name you give. Panties is a name you earn.

This one is singular. Singularly horrible and disgusting.

I got news for you; sometimes I write these articles just to see what she will say in these comment sections.

Your wish is my command:

I sometimes get mad at ancient peoples for not domesticating animals like foxes and bears. Like, did you even try?

They are SO scary. This one is Empress Keiko.

I just turn it down and put on Kate Bush. Completely different feel.

Yup, they nip. It's important to know how to train a dog like this if you plan to have them around small children because they will herd the baby. And while that seems like a recipe for viral cuteness, what actually happens is that the corgi rips off the toddler's just-shitted in pants, scares the toddler senseless as…

sorry, dancer.

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