More like Jerk-ury in retrograde.....

What's the point in anyone even attempting to understand why they were wrong and move on if we're going to punitively insist on people who mess up "living with the consequences"? Christ. People fuck up. It would be better if they hadn't, but apologizing is better than not apologizing. And believing that no one wants…

One doesn't like to traffic in stereotypes, but that is the Frenchiest story I have ever heard.

Uh, because neither Johnny Depp nor Benicio Del Toro would ever have been cast for the role of Django? The comparison is appropriate in this context.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

WEEEELLL, soommeebody who didn't think she could be attracted to Vin Diesel was wrong.

Justin Bieber was seen 'crying his eyes out' following his arrest yesterday for drunk driving, resisting arrest and driving without a licence while allegedly drag racing in Miami.

FRIENDOMETRIUM

Quoth Shia: "All art is either plagarisum [sic] or revolution & to be revolutionary in art today, is to be reactionary."

He's happening, alright. He's happening...

Jez,

There are no words... Ms. Kahn?

I think you have it backwards

That's actually a typo. It was supposed to say "4 LYFE"

Where do you think he's running? Quick, let's take a gallop poll.

Jesus Maddie

Man, the first season of Psych was weirder than I remember.

Yep. Totally doomed.

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