Abercrombie&Stitch(es)

Maybe if you're doing Penis Puppet Theatre of the Star Trek episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion" where Kirk and the other members (heh) of the away team were forced to wear control collars and do battle for the entertainment of disembodied brains:

The dad from Growning Pains son faux fucked the Achey Breaky Heart guy's daughter.

We all know they were just hanging out plotting their revenge against Leah Remini.

Oh how I wish he had dropped the line "Ain't no Molly needed/ I'm sweatin' to the oldies."

I will certainly believe everything that you say, but it doesn't resolve my magnificent performance art vs. written-entirely-on-LSD conundrum.

Antoinette Tuff thought rules were made to be broken. Until one day she went too far and the Chief threatened to take her badge - unless she could learn to work with her new partner - the by-the-book ultimate career cop, Marcy Strong. How will this odd couple cope, being thrust together against their wills? And will…

Guys, her last name is Tuff. Come on! If her name was in a book or movie people would be like, "Oh, please. Too obvious".

I don't know how to say this without sounding like an asshole, so I'll just go ahead and say it.

Quick! Someone check him for snips and puppy dog tails!

European party names translated to English are great. Here in Switzerland, there once was an Anti-PowerPoint Party, that in the end came down to a marketing gag, sadly.

"Union pour un Mouvement Populaire"

This isn't even Wieland's first lawsuit.

Last year he asked a court to keep his wife and daughters from going into Walmart because they started selling deviled eggs.

I want to put a star in your reasonably priced craw.

A most excellent bill [and ted]

I want to do things with her and James Deen.

Way to bury the lede; the real age discrepancy here is between that lady and her hair.

This is creepy and dark and weird and scary and sexist and gross...

Ah... brings me back to the 90's, with all of the awkward white people rap songs that tried to convince me how cool various things were.