I'm with you. I had an ex who had to ALWAYS be the little spoon. It was infuriating! Even if I'd had a horrible day and just wanted to be held...nope. At the end of the night he was safely in the little spoon position.

"Will you marry me, Eliza?"

Can we all just take a step back for a second and resist the urge to shame a scientist for doing research on a basic biological function? I know talking about our pee-pee parts gets us all giggly, but female sexuality is a woefully under-researched field, and being childish and immature when somebody actually DOES…

Because ripping my shirt off is the first thing I do when I get in a brawl.

Well, you can't pillage without probiotics!

There are some videos where actors have tried to recreate the accent, contrasted with the modern accent. (skip ahead to 3 minutes) -

We can form a group!

Agree. I feel like a lot of the people ragging on Dan don't actively listen to his podcast or read his column... and any inflammatory comments he makes get blown up into a huge shitstorm of misguided rage. All in all, I think he's the shit.

Yup. I always just let myself be like my friend Stumpy here.

Step right up to horsenpony's love rehab. To your right you will see a stack of "Roseanne", "Twin Peaks", "Gilmore Girls" and bootleg copies of "Salute Your Shorts" on DVD for your viewing. Hungry? We start you off with the shittiest meals. Pizza, Hot Dogs, Rolo Ice Cream, Double Cheeseburgers and special day trips to…

It takes a really special kind of person to read an article about a man who was humiliated and called horrible slurs simply for trying to do his job and come away thinking that the people who want to shame the people responsible are the malicious ones.

The hell did I just scroll through?

I am so glad there was no one there to witness my betrothal. We were naked in a hotel room bed and had just come... no pun intended... to the mutual decision we needed to get married. None of this "Kiss Cam at a stadium" bullshit for us!

Terrible! Wait, wrong joke.

I'm just glad that SOMEONE was listening during all of those phone conversations with my mother.

Hey, Escambia Academy High School:

Maybe next time the Doctor could be reincarnated in a show that doesn't suck...

I know what you were going for and I'm on board, but now I wish that John McClane's name was Detective Die Hard.

I'm a little tired of seeing the griping on here about, "Oh, how nice that she has that option as a rich person."

I grew up in British Columbia, Canada, and growing up I remember my mom would always drive across the border (less than fifteen minutes away for us) to do most of her shopping in Alberta to avoid that extra 7% PST... especially at Christmas and the like. Living in the states now, I like to tell that to my inlaws like…