The only thing I remember about Tidal is this:

I’m sorry, but I’m also a little proud.

My wife has run into this several times. She’s had female bosses who are very timid about this part of the job and don’t stick up for their female employees.

After reading the comments here, I’m hesitant to admit I loved this movie when I was younger.

Shit, maybe we should try a joke woman candidate for president next time.

I know this story sounds ridiculous, but for real, monkeys steal babies all the time in India. In the villages people tie a rope around a baby’s leg and tie the other end to a bedpost or something, when ever they put the baby down. The monkeys in India are unbelievably, scarily human-like. They rummage through…

and the thing is, if you know fashion, you could easily put skinny people in clothing that looked like crap on them because of their lack of curves

I just yelled “chickapaaaaaaay” across the cubicle farm. Friday fun times.

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was released 10 years ago today

So you’re saying Aaron Rodgers is available?

https://twitter.com/Trump_Regrets must drive him crazy.

I’ll pay anyone $20 if they know the lyrics to “Fancy” that aren’t the chorus.

I’m proud of you. Both for your win and knowing when to walk away.

And that is why I only have unprotected sex with doctors.

Oh please honey, don’t even joke. I love you, total stranger, wherever you are.

Yeah, I think that’s the point of the illustration.

I can’t believe the number of people who can’t tell you’re being sarcastic. They should stay off the internet.

Cheesecake seems like the hardest thing to eat quickly. And I love cheesecake!

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.