But also condoms don’t feel as good and why don’t you trust me? I love you.

It’s your cooch, not mine.

You just perfectly described how I felt reading this post.

Obsessed with stepbrothers. It was on tv recently when I was flipping channels and it was the part where Adam Scott and his family are in the car singing Sweet Child of Mine, and I literally had to stop on that channel to watch that scene. It’s just so good!

sí

so accurate. #help

after learning spanish, i could read Portuguese and get the gist of what was being said but not understand everything

Both infinitely better movies than the pretentious circle jerk that was The Big Short. I had an irrationally visceral hatred for everything about that movie lol

HamNo, if the execs have you tied up in some Univision blacksite, just type the word “Moose Farts”.

Yes, ferrcrissakes, why don’t I find the time to become a waifish 16 year old?

The CEO literally made the “not aspirational” comment in an all-hands meeting. The entire company heard him say it. I was there. Jaws dropped. His propensity to lie is shocking and disgusting.

I think that’s the point though? About how so many companies (apparently even ModCloth, despite what they say) have such a difficult time managing their own plus-sized department...

*I am still waiting for my last paycheck that I should have received on 3/23.

consolidated from an earlier thread, here are some Jezebel reader-recommended alternatives to Modcloth:

really? I interpreted it as modcloth’s CEO breaking away from its plus size brands. How did you see it?

Has anyone else been receiving HORRENDOUS customer service from them lately? Really delayed returns, website issues galore, long waits to talk to someone. Ug. They’ve gone Walmart really fast (or maybe everyone quit?).

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

Finding aspirational models that fit a size 2X is...hard? Do these people have access to Instagram? You can easily find women with a very large following that fit that size, own the fuck out of it, and are “aspirational”, whatever the fuck that means.

What I noticed amongst my friends was that most of my POC friends loved the show, while most of my white friends were ambivilent at best, dislike at worst. I’ve been asked to explain why it’s good to my white friends and part of me wanted to say “Maybe this show just isn’t for you. Not everything is for you.”

Why do we think Rachel was boring?