Ugh this is going to be such a good next Alanis album.

Tell the truth, this is a stock photo of Barry Bostwick.

fixed it for you.

fixed it for you.

Awww, another heartwarming story from Florida..

ew today i am the worst. coffee, then kinja.

will wait for an update from @cloverhope about whether this is shade.

...I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Reester Bunnies ftw!

buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Today, like every day, I wish for the patience and tact of CJ Cregg.

DELORTED

Wait, was Scarlett Johannson not available?

fixed it. Go Ags

love it so much. SO MUCH.

Ivanka, when you read “all who are hungry, come and eat”, did you and your dad both roll your eyes? Or just you?

gorgeous news!

I would feel better if the POLICE were conducting an investigation.

PANIC ROOM 4 LYFFFF

...so you’re saying Napster is still a thing.

You stay classy, Rhode Island.