pretty sure her head is just cropped onto someone else’s body.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Notting Hill 4 lyf.

your eyes are correct.

All I’m saying is, if someone wants to have sex, there are other options.

follow-up:

oh THOOOOOOSE meetings

also:

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I’m not making less than men because there are no men in my department, but my female boss won’t give me a raise because she doesn’t want to make waves with the men she reports to. Another win for “women keeping other women down vis a vis their own insecurities”!

Our very own real-life Regina George!

I also recommend @freeyourmindkid

but ostensibly doesn’t require exchange of currency

<3 thank you love. it will take more than one more shitty white male telling me i'm fat to get me back on that particular wagon.

I love cats and I read Jezebel. It boggles the mind that they would think I’m serious.

The charges are entirely false and politically motivated, and are being leveled just as the American people are beginning to learn the truth about the improper unmasking of the identities of U.S. citizens and other abuses of power. 

this is what the government will find when they buy my search history.

you are not wrong but spoiler alert i crushed it