was it a gun club or a “gun club”?

*snaps to all this* in closing people are idiots.

I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure you can’t get HPV if I pull out.

yeah pay for your own health insurance, ladies, maternity leave and birth control also don’t impact my male privilege.

not joking or making light: this reifies my decision not to defend my cheesecake eating championship this year.

yeah but men can’t get cervical cancer so, seems like a moot point idk lady problems man

Anchorman played on our college tv channel on repeat for awhile and I failed a class because I would stop whatever I was doing to watch it.

I don’t care how many Oscars that guy wins, he will always be the creator of some of my favorite dudebro movies.

heheh, kush.

Is this what it feels like when a Spanish speakers tries to read Portuguese or Italian? No idea what any of this means, but they look like words I know.

I wasn’t planning to, but that 100 millionth ad finally tipped me over—going back to my eating disorder so I can wear that cute outfit, y’all!

Ahem. You mean the guy behind Talladega Nights and StepBrothers.

Dude...Tinder. Come on.

I think it’s just an illustration of how plus-size clothes are treated as separate/other by most brands, even when they’re the same.

Whew, I’ve really been aching to see more advertising of skinny women in clothes that won’t fit me right. Really makes me want to change my lifestyle.

ughhhh thunder stealer

I look forward to seeing this movie over and over again.

Well gosh, I’m glad someone finally cleared that up.

I AM NOT THROWIN AWAY MY SHOT....to see it in Boston 2018.

you do you, girl.