Uch. All the middle aged women at work are leaning hard on me to set up an office Weight Watchers group for them. I would rather [metaphor that aptly expresses my disinterest in doing so]
“I need five scenes of pearl-clutching, stat!”
My whole life is a taco cleanse.
Laurie Anderson just keeps upping the stakes to win my heart. Checkmate.
tell me more about toilet science. truly antiseptic toilet science.
THEY’RE ONLY HUMAN
I accept the things I cannot change—one being that I am too white to understand this reference.
dreamweaver <3
I’m just an everyday guy who doesn’t know which bathroom to use if it isn’t clearly labeled.
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
Working that look.
Dream come true!
Know what would make this better? A kitty bathing cap.
YASSSSS I loved it so much.
Thank you for introducing me to Cath Kidston. You are a true friend.
Who does she think she is, Janet Jackson circa 1993? If Tupac’s not getting an AIDS test pre-kissing, neither is Charlie.
WWFDRDALPR??
What Would FDR Do And Later Probably Regret??