jonesyandburtsperson
surprisedcatlady
jonesyandburtsperson

OK. Listen. I know everyone (except Yetta and Tallblonde) is going to pop in here talking about how you’re not falling in love with Harry. You’re going to list all sorts of reasons. On one hand, count yourself lucky not to have become ensorcelled by this alien in his inescapable web of fascination and dimples.

FUCK ... she got read

hasn’t Anna worn a version of this a million times already? same w/her daughter...trains seem to be her thing

Just looking for the restroom.

“I am not a racist.”

Once they started talking about their plans for the future:

I’m crying and going to my mom’s garage to drag out my cadette uniform, and I’m not even ashamed.

I’m not crying, I’m just wondering how much money I’m going to have to save up to buy a metric shit-ton of Tagalongs from these ladies next year.

I’m definitely crying. Not even gonna deny it.

I disagree respectfully.

I make it a point to always post the white santa pic on articles about Megyn Kelly. I’m glad at least one jez writer has the wherewithal to do a Megyn Kelly post without treating her with kid gloves while acknowledging she’s a massive bigot.

I have been watching the West Wing for the first time since this shit show wen down and one of the first things i noticed was the vast vast difference between CJ Cregg and Sean Spicer.

Holocaust centers.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

The Cheat is to the limit!!

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.