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What kind of witchcraft do you have to do to be able to wear a white shirt all day and keep it spotless? Asking for a friend.

I’m going for the 4 awesome comedian leads. And staying for Chris Hemsworth with an accent and nerd glasses.

I heard that the mens were mad and didn’t really believe it/get the extent of it. And then I saw comments on an article about the movie somewhere, and holy crap!

Glob, Leslie’s so gonna KILL IT.

i plan to see it twice. maybe even three times, who knows!

But men are effortlessly funny, don’t you know. /s

I am going to watch this film out of spite now too. I can see having a bad reaction to the first one. It was a horrible trailer that made the movie look equally as horrible.

Whatevs. n_n

shut up and take my money now, this made my day soo much better

I’m going to see this just because of the sexist internet hate train that has formed against it.

“I don’t know if that was a race thing or a lady thing... but I’m mad as hell!”

including an appearance by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who looks much less cute these days

I have been laughing about that all morning! I have thought that so many times!

“I don’t know if it was a race thing or a lady thing but I’m mad as hell.”

here.

question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.

“We” don’t laud Polanski and Allen. Not us, not here.

Don’t do it! I worked in an office once where everyone got obsessive about ‘clean’ eating, to the point where they would cite stats on how bad that sushi I had for lunch was. They made their own granola and passed it around and if you didn’t praise it to the high heavens you were side eyed to hell and back again (for

Oprah’s commercial just makes me eat bread. Like I will take some bread every damn time that commercial comes on. Stocks in bread rose when they aired that shit. Sorry Weight Watchers. Congrats bread.

That was funny.